Friday, November 9, 2007

Go Ahead, Make My Day

On Wednesday, my kind wife made me a lunch to take to work. I ran off, forgetting she had done so. That same morning, she had a doctor appointment across the street from my office, so she brought the lunch to me after the appointment.

Julene called me and had me meet her outside my office in the parking lot. When I went out to get the lunch, she opened the door by Angelina, so I talked and played with Angelina for a minute, and then we said goodbye.

A few minutes later, Julene called me on my cell phone and told me that as they were pulling away, Angelina said, "Mommy, I love daddy." Julene asked, "You love daddy?" and she replied, "Yeah. I love him."

That made my day.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

AAAARRGG!

Joseph and Joshua decided that their ships
needed to be painted.

Joseph's ship: The "Dauntless" is a work in progress.
"Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough."
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Is there any question about how
happy this boy is?

Joshua's ship: The Black Pearl.
"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and
captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back
out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't
possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl.
Is that what you're telling me?"
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Joshua's color scheme was simple: basic black.

The Dauntless and the Black Pearl finished and
ready to sail the Spanish Main.

I need to give credit where it is due. The middle
four photos were taken by my little budding
photographer, Allyse.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Under Siege

I was doing some work in the living room when Julene let out a yelp. She was startled by a rather large something crawling on the floor near the laundry room. This spider was about one and one-half inches from tip to tip.

I am not the best at identifying spider species, so I took pictures of it before I separated its spirit from its earthly tabernacle. Living in the desert, I am only concerned about two species of spiders: the ubiquitous black widow and the brown recluse. This was obviously not a black widow, so I Googled the brown recluse. Fortunately, our spider did not fit the profile.

However, looking up the brown recluse, I found the following news story:
RIVERSIDE, Calif. -- A UC Riverside study shows that where brown recluse spiders are common, people can co-habitate with them and bites are infrequent. The study by Rick Vetter, staff research associate in the department of entomology at UC Riverside and an internationally known expert on spiders, focused on 2,055 brown recluse spiders collected in a Kansas home of a family of four. Despite the abundance of spiders, no one in the family received bites from the potentially dangerous arachnids.
I know the point of the story is that the brown recluse might not be such a big threat, but I kind of lost any possibility of not being completely creeped out when it said the researchers found 2,055 brown recluse spiders in one house. Now I'm a tolerant guy, but I cannot imagine sharing my home with 2,055 brown recluse spiders. I'm pretty sure that I could not sleep another night in that house.

At least we have the comfort that our bug defenses are working, somewhat. We found the beauty below, which was
TWO INCHES from tip to tip, stuck in the sticky trap at the corner of our garage door. However, without the trap, we wouldn't have even known such a creature was lurking around in our garage. As it turns out, the trap has probably caused more discomfort than peace of mind. It's kind of like the ocean: if I could actually see what was swimming near me, I would probably spend a lot more time building sand castles!


All I can say is 2,055! I mean, sheeesh, what finally motivated them to take care of the problem.

"Uh, honey, we now have over 2,000 brown recluse spiders in our home. Do you think we should we call an exterminator?"

"Yeah. 1,900 was okay, but over 2,000, well, that's just a few too many."

Monday, November 5, 2007

BLAAAAAHHG

Last Thursday I started feeling that familiar, uncomfortable tickle in my throat. By the afternoon, my throat was getting raw and I knew what was coming. By the evening I was sneezing and had a full blown cold, and I have had the blahs ever since.

It's not like it came as a surprise. I had a doctor deposition last Tuesday and the opposing attorney was spewing his viral infection all over the place. I could tell the doctor was very uncomfortable with the attorney sneezing all over the place. The doctor even offered him prescription samples.

One mitigating factor is I now have a cough medicine called Promethazine. It is really interesting what you can learn when you actually read the volumes of information that come with prescription drugs (thank you lawyers).

Promethazine was used years ago as an antipsychotic drug. This could explain why, when I take the medicine, I still feel awful, but the thing is, I am so mellow that I just don't care. Pregnant wife - no problem. Telemarketers - who cares. Screaming kids - bring it on.

I found some advise about protecting against the common cold. It says to:
Avoid stress, get a good night's sleep, avoid cigarette smoke, include in your diet plenty of whole foods, fruit, vegetables and avoid dairy products, eggs, excessive meat, excessive sugar, saturated fats and alcohol.
Oh well, at least I don't smoke and drink.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Joseph's Day

Saturday was Joseph's day with Dad. We started at Home Depot Kid's Workshop where, by miraculous coincidence, the project for the day was a pirate ship. Joseph was as about as happy as a boy can be.

When we finished his ship, Joseph wanted to go to the library. The day before, his first grade class went to the library on a field trip. He was distraught about not having a library card, so we went to sign him up.

A few minutes later, all was right with the world as Joseph had a new pirate ship and a new library card.

Friday, November 2, 2007

From Even to Odd















































There is a natural symmetry of having two boys and two girls, which lends balance when I post photos of the children. According to Julene's visit with the doctor today, we will change from even to odd any day now, and our symmetry will be lost. Lest I seem wistful regarding losing balance, I should add that what we are gaining in a new son is far more important.

We each made our predictions a few days ago (before gaining inside information) for when the baby will arrive. Based on today's information, I now wonder whether we all have overshot the due date. For the record, the predictions are as follows:
  • Brad - November 6th
  • Joseph - November 7th
  • Allyse - November 8th
  • Joshua - November 9th
  • Perinatologist - November 9th
  • Julene - November 10th
  • OB/GYN - November 11th