
You don't know the power of the dark side!

When Joseph was Ben's age, he had a teddy bear which had a Buzz Lightyear costume made to fit it. One day, Ben surprised us all by taking the teddy bear's Buzz costume and putting it on himself. We couldn't believe it fit Ben. Now, Ben thinks the costume is his. He puts it on and runs around the house in his diapers saying a two-year-old's version of "To infinity and beyond!"

There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!